Imagine there was a magic button that could make your penis bigger. Would you push it?
Of course you would. You’d smash the hell out of it!
I mean, let’s be honest. Every guy either wants a bigger dick or wants to tell you how huge his is. I probably get this question – or something like it – at least once or twice a month:
How do I get a big penis like a porn star?
Well, most of the men you see in porn are above average size naturally. That’s just the luck of the draw, my friend.
About 20 minutes into Magic Mike, the movie starring Channing Tatum about a troupe of “groupie-sexing male strippers,” there’s a shocking scene.
Big Dick Richie, a 6-foot-5 stripper played by True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello, is undergoing his usual pre-show ritual … The camera slowly pulls back, revealing his Adonis-like physique, and suddenly stops on a massive, erect penis being pumped up inside a glass cylinder. Apparently, ‘Big Dick Richie’ is not just a clever name.
Good heavens, Margaret. Cover your eyes!
Whether or not that was Joe Manganiello’s dick or a Hollywood prosthetic, the trick many porn stars and male strippers use is a good old-fashioned penis pump.
Perhaps you assumed that penis pumps were just novelty items, sold mostly by email spammers and in sex shops. If so, you might be interested to learn that they’re actually a legit medical treatment for erectile dysfunction, especially as an alternative to taking pills.
Penis pumps work by creating a vacuum around your cock. As the air is pumped out of the cylinder, the suction draws blood into the erectile chambers, engorging the shaft of your penis to its maximum capacity.
Thanks to the elasticity of the tissues in the penis, there is always room for growth.
How to Enlarge Your Penis
Scott Taylor demonstrates using a penis pump to increase size in this classic 80s educational (?) video.
Remember: The main effect is largely temporary. Just be sure to follow the directions. New users risk injury if they over-do it.
For as long as men have contemplated such things (which is to say forever) most have dreamed to be bigger. That’s why we’ve have invented all sorts of enlargement “methods.”
Some of the most common you’ll find are penis pumps, stretchers, jelqing exercises, injections, weights, supplements, p-shots and suspensory ligament surgery. Unfortunately, I’m not medically qualified to say how truly effective any of these are or even if they work at all.
But I do know many men like pumps – even guys with already big dicks.